Wall Street Journal: ‘Vibe’ twitter sold


It has been announced today that the elusive and highly sought after twitter account of ‘Vibe’ has been purchased in what the Wall Street Journal is describing as ‘the deal of the century’. The bidding price was set at one ha’penny, a pack of salt and vinegar crisps, and a selection of hair scrunchies.

The successful, philanthropist, genius, millionaire playboy CEO behind the high profile business transaction, whom we have now confirmed is actually just three kids stacked on top of eachother in a trench coat, had this to say:

“We at the business factory like to produce business, and buying this twitter account will assist with that somehow. Everybody knows there’s a big gap in the market for twitter accounts.”

“We have big plans for the future, and they could only be fulfilled by making an ordeal out of this.”