Sell your soul for REQ packs, offer Microsoft


Microsoft are set to pilot a new offer which will allow players to sell their soul for a REQ pack, it has emerged. The offer is expected to coincide with the beginning of the highly anticipated “pro league”, and will be limited to one per person. Spokeswoman and head designer on the project Lucy Fer made these statements on what to expect when released:

“Here at Microsoft, we’re all about value for money. For the small price of eternal damnation, you’ll be able to get access to a multitude of exclusive and fun in game items.”

“Just as with the last season, all proceeds will be going towards the total prize fund for the World Championship, so any souls collected will be trapped in the championship rings and forced to do the winners bidding for the rest of time.