Halo not a real sport, claim darts players

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Halo is not a real sport, claim darts players. It has emerged that the dart playing community is disgruntled at Halo’s recognition as a sport at the recent xgames, and now substantial prize fund at the world championship. When interviewed on the issue, spokesman Ian Smith stated:

“I don’t understand why you’d get a medal or a million bucks for playing a video game, it’s not even a real sport. A real sports is darts, where you need both a good aim and a strategic mind to be the best. What exactly does Halo need? Thumbs?”

“And don’t get me started on the amount of work required to be good at darts. Countless hours of sacrifice in my local with nothing but a pint, good friends and the match on TV to keep me company. Absolutely awful.”

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