Donald Trump Pledges to build wall around NA Halo Servers
Donald Trump has revealed his intentions to build a wall around North America’s Halo servers if he succeeds in the upcoming election. In a shock reveal, he announced that he had been working with the developer as he felt that they closely shared his vision of a properly segregated internet.
“I feel that it’s one of the greatest issues facing us as a nation today. When they join our games, they look just like us, but who knows what’s going on underneath all that armour?”
“So far 343 has been kind enough to trial a test run on the issue, and it has proved to have fantastic results.Not only have we managed to keep foreigners out of our playlist, we’ve actually managed to make it unplayable for them in their own home regions as well. It’s basically a win-win for us.”