Wall Street Journal: ‘Vibe’ twitter sold

It has been announced today that the elusive and highly sought after twitter account of ‘Vibe’ has been purchased in what the Wall Street Journal is describing as ‘the deal of the century’. The… Continue reading

Gfinity announce inverse hyperbolic time chamber as surprise HWC venue

Gfinity announced today that the surprise venue for the HWC open will be an inverse hyperbolic time chamber located in West London. We spoke to Mark ‘Onset’ Hatcher, whom for some reason in… Continue reading

Top 5 things you NEED to know before EU Pro League Finals

EU Pro league predictions – Day 1, 28/09

Pulse (Fragxr, Punishr, Cxlii, SLG)  v Prophecy (BUK 20, BUK 57, VexZeus, Flamez)  Winner: Pulse  Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of time for the BUKs. They’ve been a staple of… Continue reading

Pro league postponed until players are supplied with Google Fiber

ESL have announced that due to growing concerns over the lag caused by a ‘BT glitch’, the first day of the pro league will be delayed. 343 have agreed that in order to remedy… Continue reading

Turkey to teach ESL how to have a proper purge

Turkey have just announced their intentions to give ESL lessons on how to properly purge following an attempted coup. President Erdogan has extended a personal invitation to ESL to come and join him to see… Continue reading

McGregor/Mayweather fight replaced by Mose and Flameshy

President of the UFC, Dana White, has just confirmed in breaking news that the highly anticipated McGregor/Mayweather fight is to be replaced by Mose and Flameshy.  Just moments ago, the organisation released this statement confirming the… Continue reading

Brexit campaign reminds us Mose is European

In a last minute attempt to sway voters, the Brexit campaign has reminded us that Mose is a European, and that by staying in Europe there’s a higher chance we’ll be stuck having to… Continue reading

Gaming finally just like Football, celebrates no-one

Gaming has finally become just like Football, celebrates no-one. With the recent purchase of an LCS team by German Foootball club Schalke, it has solidified a long overdue assimilation between e-sports and regular sports. It has… Continue reading

Interview with ex-Dignitas player SeptiQ

I’m Rob ‘SeptiQ” Singleton, 21 years old from Cumbria, England. Formerly of the Dignitas Halo team that competed at the Halo World Championship UK and EU Finals. Were you captain of the Dignitas… Continue reading